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Rosefacekillahh, from Melbourne, Australia, warns online daters that she’s “not down to earth at all” in her Ok Cupid profile’s self-summary.Then she explains in vivid detail what will happen if you don’t answer her texts.

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We may not know much about him as a person, but we know he’s hilarious, and that’s enough to make a striking first impression.But one 22-year-old single took this trope to ridiculous and glorious levels on his dating profile.Jake describes picking his date up in his Kia Sorento with lit candles in the car.Probably best to avoid depicting yourself as a psycho stalker if you want people to message you. First, you have the picture, which is nothing short of epic.He’s decked out in armor and has a long sword slung casually over his shoulder as he looks off to the side, as if to say, “I’m too cool to look directly at the camera.” Evidence suggests this type of photo is very attractive to online daters.“I will turn up to your house drunk at 3 o’clock in the morning crying and trying to break in.” Points for honesty?

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