They want A Man, not a companion who knows how to parboil brown rice and cries at the end of movies. The Azeri prison officials should have just let him rot in gaol when they had their hands on him! Mary Ellen Liebowitz | May 4, 2004 I think the author of this thing is in need of some serious R&R!Having followed this advice, you should now be the proud owner of a Hungarian girlfriend. You need to get laid and unwind and stop putting people and places down that yu have no idea about!Especially the women- Yeah they're cute but their personalities (or lack there of) leave A LOT to be desired. They are not interested in anything cultural, but when they try to get their shag by relenting, they turn up at the Opera in clothes any civilised person would first wash, iron and then use on dinosaur tracing expeditions.Go to Venezuela or Colombia where the women are just as beautiful (arguably even hotter), more friendly and happy, and are simply more pleasant to be around. They are unromantic and crashing bores who need a lesson in courtesy (flowers. The 'author' has penis envy in relation to Hungarian men because they learn the tricks at an early age, and he resents Hunagrian women because they are more sophisticated than he has ever seen women before and they choose lobster over a Mc Donalds before they are even prepared to talk to him.First you should look and criticize your own back yard before trashing people you don't know shit about.You must be writing this in pain of blue balls, as you couldn't get laid by a Hungarian girl.A good looking Hungarian woman who speaks English, German, or French is quite a find, and she knows it. That means they are used to recieving flowers before being taken to the theater and wined and dined afterwards by a nice smelling young man who goes to the bathroom every fifteen minutes to preen in front of a mirror to ensure that he still looks nice and then after two dates he's allowed to get to home base, and then they get married, two years later divorced, and that's where you walk in. You did not go to the same school system, did not serve in the same army, did not grope her same girlfriends in highschool, nor belong to the same Young Communist league. That doesn't mean that meeting the Hungarian girl of your dreams is going to be easy. And taking her out to nice restaurants that normally cost you an arm and a leg, but now leave you a financial quadripelegic.She recieves daily faxes from suitors the world over and she knows the exact opening hours and addresses of the Chinese restaurants that serve imported lobster Szechuan style, which goes extremely well with a light, yet fruity French white wine, slightly chilled, and remember to tip the waiter 10%. You are different than all the nice smelling young men she's known. Nor has she been busted for possession by the same cop in Alabama, dropped out of the same University, belonged to your voodoo cult, nor ever watched The Brady Bunch. You can't tell a Hungarian girl that you are a tourist. And while the local Joe gets to home after two dates, you will have to wait longer. You will have to compose yourself with a lot more chilvalry and charm than Western girls demand. You compliment her looks, her clothes, ask attentively about her day at work. At the same time, all this hoopla is designed to get you a few old fashioned rewards.
I wish the human race were transformed into cute little rodents whose only aim in life was to have continuous, lusty, mindless animal couplings at every opportunity, hundreds of times each day! Women who are visiting often ask "Are there any available Hungarian men? Rex Harrison crooned it best, in My Fair Lady, "Oozing charm from every pore/ He oiled his way across the floor/ Never have I seen a ruder pest/ than that hairy hound from Budapest." Men, however, must take a different approach to attract the wily Magyar leány. " Other communications were made by rubbing anything else.Apart from that i'm not sure early days for me to comment. This girl has treated me alot better than any other English girls, cooking meals, making packed lunches ect. Do you not think that it is just a more traditional way??In our western civilisation with women becoming equal.You have to come up with something more permanent, like environmental protection engineer or journalist (a perennial favorite around our office.) You will also need a suit of clothes that could not possibly have ever seen the inside of a backpack, and a real pair of shoes. The waiting period is to see if you are "serious." That means that you are either staying in Hungary long term, or you are really, really rich. You will open doors for your date, but you will always enter a restaurant or bar first. You are expected to be a gentleman, and gentlemen are not expected to do their own laundry.Hungarian women are not attracted to new-age sensitive guys. Bruner | Budapest Nostalgia, Expat Philosophy | Apr 2, 2004 | Comments (101) How much longer do we have to tolerate Zygotian's incessant rants against Hungarians, women, and tame domestic pets?And to the guy who thinks Hungarian women take themselves too seriously: I suppose unlike the monosyllabic British yobs, who spend most of their lives in front of a television set, watching one sport or another in a drunken stupor and have no idea of how to integrate themselves into a functioning family.